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Throwing Peaches

An Introductory Tale...

Once upon a time there lived a young girl with a cardboard box in her refrigerator filled with peaches picked by some Amish farmers. She had gleefully eaten these peaches during the hot and lazy evenings of August, but as time passed on, these peaches had started to become moldy. Luckily, these moldy peaches were put to great use by the young girl after an event caused great anger in her. So what did she do? That's right, she took those moldy peaches and put them in a Ziploc bag to throw against the garage wall. And thus a fantastic username was born. ThrowingPeaches. After all, every great username has a great story behind it.

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